nihongo ga tsukaemasen

stomach ga itamu toiuka, hakike ga osamaranai node kyou ha ie ni imasu. host family no computer deha nihongo ga tsukae masen. Windows XP nanoni...
dining room ni omoshiroi hanashi ga kakareta kami ga hararete ori, watashi ga "omoshiroi ne" to iuto, Estelle (9-year-old girl) ga "I can't understand why it is interesting." to kotae, zenbun wo yomiageta no deshita.

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Nobody, Anybody.

She told me "Names are stupid".

There was an important job to bo done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

omoshiroi to omoi masen ka? watashi ha omoshiroi to omotta no dakedo, Estelle ha honki de rikai dekinai youde her mother kara "Read it carefully." nado to iwarete imashita. kanojo ha kyou mo zekkouchou de, nureta towel wo her palm ni nose, "Give me five!" to. nureta towel niha furetaku nakatta node kotowaruto, "Then, what happens? Will you die?" datte. "shini masen." to kotae mashita. attou sarete bakari desu.